If it's not the palmetto bugs (cockroaches that fly) then it's the scorpions, the snakes, (three different venomous kinds and a *bunch* of nonpoisonous ones) or the sinkholes. The alligators are just local color. The occaisional outbreaks of meningitis.
All of these are relatively MINOR irritations, however.
What really ticks me off is the weather.
Thunderstorms EVERY DAY. Usually between four to six, but they have been known to go on for days.
The odd drought, for variety.
And before I go too far in my whinge, it's thundering. So I really ought to go.
Have a happy Independence day, all.