As in..I don't have any.
People have this unique ability to shut off my hearing for me. Make me grind my teeth. Make me want to hurl. All..by being themselves.
I like soap. If it smells good. Being pretty helps too. Why no..since you asked, this has nothing to do with the above. At all.
I just like soap. I used to like Safeguard when I was a kid. Because the bar was easy to hang onto and it smelled nice. My parents liked us to use Ivory. Because it was 99.44/100ths pure. Or because it floated and was therefore harder to cement into a slimy mass on the bathtub floor. I suspect the latter.
Now there's Darkswan's soaps, and her Yuzu soap, which smells citrusy and clean and not too sweet.And beats Ivory to a pulp. Or Pears, which smells good but it's got that wierd no-lather thing going. And Sweetberry's soap. Which is nice, but it melts so fast, and it's in that funky little bar shape that is really hard to hold onto.
I wonder if, when Tolkien was singing about the virtues of water hot, he was also thinking about soap?
What soap would a hobbit use?
Or a nelf?
Or a blarog?
Or a shiny sparkly Nazgul?
I wish I knew.