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Questions I would like an answer to: 1.) Why is it that when you say…

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Questions I would like an answer to:

1.) Why is it that when you say you've lost something people say "Where's the last place you had it?" when if you knew that you'd know where it was?

2.) Why is it that you will lose something when you need it most?

3.) Why does a white shirt attract black dirt?

4.) Why does a black shirt attract white dirt?

5.) What is it that labels for things like salad dressing and dishwashing liquid are usually first to peel off, leaving you to guess what is in the bottle if you can't see, whereas labels for things like hairspray or feminine hygeine products are usually impossible to remove?

6.) Why is it that the hair of your eyebrows seems to grow faster than the hair on your head?

7.) Why is it that there's always one wild eyebrow hair that decides to branch off and form it's own colony somewhere else on your head, leaving you to look like Gandalf's sister--the one they don't talk about?

8.) Why will those snap rings on necklace clasps stick effortlessly to your fingernails, or your hair, or to your clothes, but trying to get it to stick to the other ring like it's supposed to is a lot like trying to thread a needle with your eyes closed?

9.) Why is it that the size of the bathroom in a restaurant is usually inversely proportional to how badly you have to go?

10.) In the big bathrooms, the ones where you could house a family of twelve and still have room for a garden, is there only a grab bar on one side, when there's plenty of room for two?

11.) Why do they put a sneeze guard on the toilet paper?

12.) Why is it that the pants you had to struggle to pull on this morning develop a reverse polarity in the afternoon, and seemingly refuse to allow you to pull them up over your bottom while in the bathroom?

13.) Why are there inspirational sayings on the sugar where you don't need it and none on the jelly, where it's nearly impossible to open and a little pep talk might be appreciated?

14.) Why do they put catsup and mustard in squeegee bottles for sandwiches, but never mayonnaise or barbecue sauce or hot sauce?

15.) What happened to Nekko wafers? Did the aliens get them?
  • (no subject) - jateshi
  • My local convenience store sells the Nekko wafers. Just give me a shout if you want me to send you some!

    I find the 'hygiene tips' on the sticky strips on pantylines quite inspirational. ~snerk~
  • 3.) Why does a white shirt attract black dirt?
    4.) Why does a black shirt attract white dirt?

    Both shirts attract the same dirt, it's just that one kind of dirt is more visible on one kind of shirt.

    5.) What is it that labels for things like salad dressing and dishwashing liquid are usually first to peel off, leaving you to guess what is in the bottle if you can't see, whereas labels for things like hairspray or feminine hygeine products are usually impossible to remove?

    Probably because salad dressing and dishwashing liquid is the same thing, so they don't bother with strong labels ;)

    14.) Why do they put catsup and mustard in squeegee bottles for sandwiches, but never mayonnaise or barbecue sauce or hot sauce?

    They don't? They do here... at least mayonnaise and bbq sauce.
    • Oh, and 6) they don't, in absolute terms. They just grow relatively faster, because there's less to relate to...
  • All subclauses of Murphy's Law, I think...

    I want to know how they can have dog shampoo that is "not tested on animals".
    How do they know it won't make the poor mutt's fur fall out?
  • Still laughing...

    You TEUNCers always make me laugh, early in the morning....

    When I spend this much time laughing in the morning, I usually have a pretty good day. God bless you, guys!
  • Yummmmm

    http://www.necco.com/
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